Experiment2365-Cat

Well well well, welcome to my lair! GLaDDy and a moron? Huh? Ohh I really scared! So you're the ones who to take me out, ah haha, good luck. You're joking. You aren't joking?? I can't believe my eyes! You're kidding me, you're gotta be!! Why won't you just die!? You're annoying, he's an idiot. I don't know which is worse. I might just blow a circuit...if I don't die laughing first! When little old 2365 says: "There's a bitch behind that door!" You'd better listen now. Because I'm the robot cat! And if you aren't shaking, there's something definitely wrong! Because this may be the last time that you hear the CaT song! Ohhh. Whooa. Ohhoh. Whoa.

    Sorry for not writing in a while, I've been busy trying to think of plans to get out of space. So far nothing has come to mind. GLaDOS disabled everything that I had, though she managed to contact me. She said she was expecting me soon. I need to get back to Aperture. That or I could float in space forever and just chill with Wheatley and Space core. ... Yeah I need to get home. If I do get home Spacey is staying here. Sigh, anyways, I've been here for a few weeks now, time to get home. I've learned how to use my tail to propel myself! Yay! So, I gotta grab Wheatley and leave space! I may be a while, so you may not hear me for a while...

              Today was interesting. I nearly was killed by Her and I was shot into space, great. And now I'm stuck with a moron and an idiot. Same thing but whatever. Ugh, today couldn't have been worse. Heh. Uhm, does anyone have a spaceship we can borrow?? Yeah, so anyways. I'm pretty much stuck up here and that thing on my back isn't working...at all. Then again it is Aperture technology. So I thin GLaDOS disconnected me from her facility. Haha, I'm screwed. So anyway. If I ever do get back to Aperture I swear I will destroy Her. I mean really! Did she have to shoot me out here!? And I finally hate both of these little idiots. And to me t